Thursday 18 August 2011

Five Scottish Pearls of Wisdom


1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.


2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bas****’s name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

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